Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.