What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Because they are always a little behind

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The Harlem Shake

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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They've only gotta invite one family

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He was invited to thunday math.

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Because Intel Inside.

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Ten-ish.

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.