What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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Their victims never see them coming.

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The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

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Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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A huge mess.

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Because they always steal doubloons

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A: Women!

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Catholic priests

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He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.