What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.