What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites