Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.