What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent