What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex