What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5