Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

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