To teach their kids how to walk.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
They always use the holy condoms.
A dead bird.
Santa walking backwards.
He raised Cain.
A raise in *celery*.
Teaching the chicken to cook
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Because its white and it works.
