Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.