Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Holy Condom Jokes More Holy Condom Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.