How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.