How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.