What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.