Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.