One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Polly unsaturated!
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
They only use holy condoms.
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Fetus Abortus!
Server Not Found.
Jesus
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Because she stole his heart
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
