One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Because they can't even. Huh huh?
You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.
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A: On a map!
A Columbus.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
Me: Because my bed is at home.
Get off me homes.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
