One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
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Coffee Mug
A. They were really put out.
The Garden of Eden
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
Fear of over dos
Search and Destroy.
Elon Musk
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
The pilot was a loaf of bread
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Let us spray.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
I genuinely care about your mother.
A. A diplo-croak-us.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
