What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!