What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive