What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.