What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you