What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.