What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.