Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!