Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!