What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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