Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.