Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.