Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang