Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.