Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.