Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.