Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
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Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
A buck an ear.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
They only have one I.
She had never learned to spell properly.
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