Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods