Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
They think therefore they arrr
A buccaneer!
Patty O'Furniture
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Oh give it arrest.
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
Because you never forget!
A: Learning how to fold a map.