What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.