What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong