How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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They go off on tangents.

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Lucky

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Let's go back to being cousins.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.