What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!