What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.