Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Because the chicken was having a day off !
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
They were selling quack in the park.
He wanted to make some doe!
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
The spaghetto.
Using a pair of Caesars.
Because it was a government job.
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Crews Control.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
