Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..