What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.