Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.