How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters