How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.