What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.