What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human