What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

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Cause they want the D.

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There close to the ground.

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Shorts!

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Buried in the third page of google search results.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.