What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized