What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Lean Jokes More Lean Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.