Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +