Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

System Jokes More System Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!