How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH