How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.