How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.