What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.