What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.