What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers