What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.