Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.