Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes