Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Because she got plowed by another man.

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Nothing. Trust me.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes