Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.