Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.