Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet