Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head