Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head