How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.