How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.