How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.