Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.