Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Because he got cold feet.
Because it was a freight!
He stole her blanket.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Don't stop, bereaving!
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
