How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"