How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.