How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.