What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.