What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Fume Jokes More Fume Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.