What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.