Motivational Speaker Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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Conduit Jokes More Conduit Jokes

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman?

I conduit

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

James Bond Jokes More James Bond Jokes

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.