Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.